Sep 12 2006

Oh, no! I have been brainwashed by the media!

Published by at 2:10 am under 9/11,Afghanistan,BlogRant,USA

Oops. I forgot to set up the “comments” option on my new website, so my anonymous critics have resorted to sending me their thoughts directly to my email. Here’s my latest fan mail.

I guess dropping bombs on everything that moves has nothing to do with anything counterbalancing or pro creating the perpetual hatred. Have you a real clue?……hmm are you sure now?
I guess that’s the solution? Kill anything that’s not yourself.
Ya…and I can smell the media fabricated fear that fills your pants from here.
Nice war mongering attitude you got there, a shame somone else planted it in your head for you. You should get out into the world and think more for yourself instead of what a little glowing box tells you.
It’s been going on since the dawn of time. Yeehaw, Heehaw buddy… move on down to Texas..they’ll stroke your ego, over grits and KKK rederic. I think you got lost somewhere and wound up in Canada. Time to buy a map, button down the wagon and warm up the horses. Sigh…
Simian….Evolve!

Actually, I’m not really sure what mailer666@yahoo.com was responding to – my last post, or my videos I’ve posted on Youtube.

Thanks, mailer666@yahoo.com, for showing me the error of my ways. If only you could have communicated your ideas with proper grammar and spelling. By the way, what the hell does “button down the wagon” mean, anyway?

Since I’m on the topic of reader feedback, here are some of the comments on my video project, A Time of War, from some of the “evolved” people out there.

KosherPigz (1 month ago)
Do us a favour.

Die.

gonesailin3467 (1 month ago)
What terrorist are you referring to?Does anyone around the world who does not agree with Mr. Bush need to be killed since they must be a terrorist?

pazam03 (1 month ago)
FUCK YOU FANATIC SENSELESS MINDLESS BRAINWASHED MURDERING ASSHOLE

Thanks so much for your wonderful feedback, everyone.

Anyway, if anyone else would like to comment on my blog, the “comments” option is now working just fine. Cheers.

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4 responses so far

4 Responses to “Oh, no! I have been brainwashed by the media!”

  1. on 12 Sep 2006 at 2:44 am

    .

    We work like a horse.
    We eat like a pig.
    We like to play chicken.
    You can get someone’s goat.
    We can be as slippery as a snake.
    We get dog tired.
    We can be as quiet as a mouse.
    We can be as quick as a cat.
    Some of us are as strong as an ox.
    People try to buffalo others.
    Some are as ugly as a toad.
    We can be as gentle as a lamb.
    Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
    Some of us drink like a fish.
    We can be as proud as a peacock.
    A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
    You can get a frog in your throat.
    We can be a lone wolf.
    But I’m having a whale of a time!

    You have a riveting web log
    and undoubtedly must have
    atypical & quiescent potential
    for your intended readership.
    May I suggest that you do
    everything in your power to
    honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
    Designer/Architect as well
    as your revering audience.
    As soon as we acknowledge
    this Supreme Designer/Architect,
    Who has erected the beauteous
    fabric of the universe, our minds
    must necessarily be ravished with
    wonder at this infinate goodness,
    wisdom and power.

    Please remember to never
    restrict anyone’s opportunities
    for ascertaining uninterrupted
    existence for their quintessence.

    There is a time for everything,
    a season for every activity
    under heaven. A time to be
    born and a time to die. A
    time to plant and a time to
    harvest. A time to kill and
    a time to heal. A time to
    tear down and a time to
    rebuild. A time to cry and
    a time to laugh. A time to
    grieve and a time to dance.
    A time to scatter stones
    and a time to gather stones.
    A time to embrace and a
    time to turn away. A time to
    search and a time to lose.
    A time to keep and a time to
    throw away. A time to tear
    and a time to mend. A time
    to be quiet and a time to
    speak up. A time to love
    and a time to hate. A time
    for war and a time for peace.

    Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
    Dr. Whoami

    P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
    that the common culture of my youth
    is gone for good. It was hollowed out
    by the rise of ethnic “identity politics,”
    then splintered beyond hope of repair
    by the emergence of the web-based
    technologies that so maximized and
    facilitated cultural choice as to make
    the broad-based offerings of the old
    mass media look bland and unchallenging
    by comparison.”

  2. on 13 Sep 2006 at 3:37 pm

    You got to love anonymous cowards. :)

  3. on 15 Sep 2006 at 5:26 pm

    I may not agree with everything you say but I have slightly more tact, maturity and control over my emotions/reactions than those people emailing/commenting wishing you to drop dead. I’m sorry but it’s kinda funny. I know lots of left wingers who get the same kinda threats.

    Everyone has opinions and if you don’t agree – you dont have to – but this is exactly what a blog is for.

  4. on 15 Sep 2006 at 9:06 pm

    Miss 604 – I find the comments kind of funny as well. The Internet has made it far easier for illiterate jokers to add their dreck to the mix.

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