Oh, no! I've been brainwashed by the media!
Oops. I forgot to set up the "comments" option on my new website, so my anonymous critics have resorted to sending me their thoughts directly to my email. Here's my latest fan mail.I guess dropping bombs on everything that moves has nothing to do with anything counterbalancing or pro creating the perpetual hatred. Have you a real clue?......hmm are you sure now?
I guess that's the solution? Kill anything that's not yourself.
Ya...and I can smell the media fabricated fear that fills your pants from here.
Ya...and I can smell the media fabricated fear that fills your pants from here.
Nice war mongering attitude you got there, a shame somone else planted it in your head for you. You should get out into the world and think more for yourself instead of what a little glowing box tells you.
It's been going on since the dawn of time. Yeehaw, Heehaw buddy... move on down to Texas..they'll stroke your ego, over grits and KKK rederic. I think you got lost somewhere and wound up in Canada. Time to buy a map, button down the wagon and warm up the horses. Sigh...
Simian....Evolve!
Actually, I'm not really sure what mailer666@yahoo.com was responding to - my last post, or my videos I've posted on Youtube.
Thanks, mailer666@yahoo.com, for showing me the error of my ways. If only you could have communicated your ideas with proper grammar and spelling. By the way, what the hell does "button down the wagon" mean, anyway?
Since I'm on the topic of reader feedback, here are some of the comments on my video project, A Time of War, from some of the "evolved" people out there.
Tags: brainwashed robot, capitalist stooge, neoconservative propaganda, warmonger, fan mail, hate mail
Actually, I'm not really sure what mailer666@yahoo.com was responding to - my last post, or my videos I've posted on Youtube.
Thanks, mailer666@yahoo.com, for showing me the error of my ways. If only you could have communicated your ideas with proper grammar and spelling. By the way, what the hell does "button down the wagon" mean, anyway?
Since I'm on the topic of reader feedback, here are some of the comments on my video project, A Time of War, from some of the "evolved" people out there.
KosherPigz (1 month ago)
Do us a favour.
Die.
Anyway, if anyone else would like to comment on my blog, the "comments" option is now working just fine. Cheers.Die.
gonesailin3467 (1 month ago)
What terrorist are you referring to?Does anyone around the world who does not agree with Mr. Bush need to be killed since they must be a terrorist?
Thanks so much for your wonderful feedback, everyone. pazam03 (1 month ago)
FUCK YOU FANATIC SENSELESS MINDLESS BRAINWASHED MURDERING ASSHOLE
Tags: brainwashed robot, capitalist stooge, neoconservative propaganda, warmonger, fan mail, hate mail
4 Comments:
At 7:44 PM, whoami123 said…
.
We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!
You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
As soon as we acknowledge
this Supreme Designer/Architect,
Who has erected the beauteous
fabric of the universe, our minds
must necessarily be ravished with
wonder at this infinate goodness,
wisdom and power.
Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.
There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.
Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Dr. Whoami
P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."
At 8:37 AM, Rose said…
You got to love anonymous cowards. :)
At 10:26 AM, Miss 604 said…
I may not agree with everything you say but I have slightly more tact, maturity and control over my emotions/reactions than those people emailing/commenting wishing you to drop dead. I'm sorry but it's kinda funny. I know lots of left wingers who get the same kinda threats.
Everyone has opinions and if you don't agree - you dont have to - but this is exactly what a blog is for.
At 2:06 PM, Jonathon Narvey said…
Miss 604 - I find the comments kind of funny as well. The Internet has made it far easier for illiterate jokers to add their dreck to the mix.
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