Sep 08 2009

Obama Gets Lesson in Surrealism by Partisan Wankers

Published by at 8:00 am under politics,USA

A dramatization of excerpts of Barrack Obama’s speech to kindergarten-to-Grade-12 students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia:

OBAMA
Now I’ve given a lot of speeches about education. And I’ve talked a lot about responsibility. I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.

PARENT/HECKLER
Stop trying to brainwash our kids, you filthy Commie.

OBAMA
As I was saying, I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.

PARENT/HECKLER
You want to take away our TV’s and Xboxes?! Private property is our sacred right, Barrack Hussein Obama Hitler Kruschev! Go back to your gulag in Washington!

OBAMA
Is there someone out there?… Sorry, I’ll carry on. No matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You’re going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can’t drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You’ve got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.

PARENT/HECKLER
Don’t you tell my son or daughter what they can or can’t do! If they want to drop out, that is their right and I will be so proud! This country was built on the sweat of brutally exploited unskilled labor!

OBAMA
I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

HECKLER
You bastard, taking the Lord’s name in vain! I’ll kill you! I’ll stab your cold anti-Christ heart right now! Diiiiiiieeeeee!!!!

OBAMA
I think that went well.

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3 responses so far

3 Responses to “Obama Gets Lesson in Surrealism by Partisan Wankers”

  1. Patrick Rosson 08 Sep 2009 at 2:08 pm

    I think you captured the general retardedness of this entire issue fairly well.

  2. jnarveyon 08 Sep 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Thanks, Patrick. It’s just unbelievable to me what’s happening down there. I’d like to think we couldn’t have the same reaction up here, but we both know what kind of insane hyberbole some self-declared pundits are capable of.

  3. Patrick Rosson 08 Sep 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I remember a time when Americans had important things to talk about… like healthcare.

    It’s like: really? The President can’t talk to school kids anymore?

    If he were attempting to indoctrinate anyone that would be one thing. The only problem is this: Barack Obama is a monist. He isn’t out do indoctrinate anything, he just thinks he can convince anyone to believe what he believes through mediation.

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