Oct 13 2009

Three More Candidates for Hell

Published by at 7:55 am under crime,Current Events,Vancouver

Man set on fire while sleeping. A dramatization:

STAN THE JERK
Hey Tom! You see that guy asleep who fell asleep on that ratty old sofa? Should we wake him up?

TOM THE SCUMBAG
I’ve got a better idea! Let’s pour lighter fluid on him and set him on fire!

JOEY THE BASTARD
Yeah! That’s a great idea! I like watching random people burn to death.

STAN THE JERK
And if he doesn’t die, he can just have ugly burn scars for the rest of his life. Awesome!

TOM THE SCUMBAG
Alright, boys! I’ve got the lighter fluid. This is going to be soooooo cool.

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