May 10 2010

My Twitter Account Shows Zero Followers

Published by at 9:35 am under social media

Well, the social media ride was fun while it lasted. I’ve been measuring my popularity in Twitter followers for over a year. Now the chickens (or fail whales) come home to roost.
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In the words of an esteemed colleague I knew back in grade two:

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
I’m going to go eat worms.

UPDATE at 11:55 am: My numbers are back! My sense of self is returning…

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6 responses so far

6 Responses to “My Twitter Account Shows Zero Followers”

  1. Joanne (BLY)on 10 May 2010 at 10:09 am

    So where’s your Twitter feed? I searched on it and only found BT links.

  2. jnarveyon 10 May 2010 at 10:15 am

    I’m @jnarvey.

  3. Joanne (BLY)on 10 May 2010 at 11:52 am

    Wow! You have a lot of followers!

  4. Joanne (BLY)on 10 May 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Apparently there was a Twitter crash due to a bug that they had to fix.

    No really!

  5. Patrick Rosson 10 May 2010 at 12:08 pm

    I was just thinking that isn’t even remotely possible, as I follow you on Twitter.

    Meanwhile, I seem to have stalled just short of 50 followers, as spammers continue to come and go. Whatever the trick is to Twitter, I don’t know what it is.

  6. dmorrison 10 May 2010 at 2:14 pm

    So, don’t go to Twitter. That’s easy enough. Some of the world’s biggest shitheads have rabid followers on all the social networking sites,it doesn’t mean they have real popularity,or anything intelligent to say.

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