Jun 03 2010

Aid Convoy to Kurdistan! Boycott Turkey!

Published by at 8:49 pm under Israel,Israel-Palestine,Middle East,Satire

We must help the Kurds! Let’s bring an aid convoy to Kurdistan and martyr ourselves against the Turkish aggressors! Free Kurdistan!

See the awful suffering of the Kurdish people under the oppressive war criminals of the Turkish nationalist entity.

There is only one solution: we shall unite peace activists, journalists, professors and ordinary people from around the world to give relief to the oppressed Kurdish people, the indigenous people of the region. The Kurds will rise, one nation, through all the land of historic Kurdistan!

These international criminals cannot be allowed to exist any longer. The Turks’ crimes are recorded from time immemorial. Remember their genocide of the Armenian people!

How many genocides will the world allow the Turks to perpetrate upon this planet? The state of Turkey will disappear, for it is illegitimate.

As we give aid to the Turks’ victims, who are the true inheritors of the land, the Turkish nation will be assailed by our campaign of boycott and and divestment. Don’t buy Turkish… uh, coffee. And, er, Turkish Delight!

No to neo-Ottoman Imperialism! Yes to the free people of Kurdistan!

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8 responses so far

8 Responses to “Aid Convoy to Kurdistan! Boycott Turkey!”

  1. Fred from BCon 03 Jun 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Nicely done, Jonathon. Sounds exactly like the usual suspects…

  2. MariaSon 04 Jun 2010 at 5:48 am

    One of my neighbours is from Armenia. The tales she has told me about what the Turks did to her ancestors and how her mother’s side of the family were slaughtered by the Turks will make your hair stand on end.
    The Turks would come in the dead of night and just whisk away dozens of families from a given area and before daylight there would be a convoy of carts and such of Turks looting the houses from where the Armenians were taken.
    My neighbour has a few hand-stitched coasters which belonged to her great-grandmother whose house was looted and the few coasters happened to fall off the cart being towed away by some Turk barbarian. My neighbour’s mother who was a toddler at that time, was sent out from a hiding place to collect the fallen pieces after the carts disappeared from view.

    The Armenians were killed mercilessly, but does the world care?

  3. alexon 04 Jun 2010 at 6:34 am

    An Iraqi christian I knew told me about fleeing Iraq during the first Gulf War. He said he and his family were bombed trying to escape by Saddam and then bombed by Turkey for trying to enter. I’m so glad Canada took them in.

    These aren’t things a liberal media wants to talk about.

  4. Durwardon 04 Jun 2010 at 6:43 am

    Kick out the Turkish ambassador Mr Harper!

  5. Osmanon 10 Jun 2010 at 6:04 am


    Hamas whom homeland defense are the people who make

    PKK is terrorist!

    learn to read! You’ve been saying I do not talk!

  6. Osmanon 10 Jun 2010 at 6:07 am

    you are Turk’s enemy!

    You are humanity’s enemy!

  7. jnarveyon 10 Jun 2010 at 8:54 am

    Osman: “Hamas whom homeland defense are the people who make.”

    You have a very convincing argument there. But I’m afraid the argument is about the need for getting better basic literacy skills prior to engaging in comments-section discussions.

    Learn to write. See you in a few years.

  8. hozanon 15 Jun 2010 at 6:29 am

    I’m kurdish people and ı’m fuck all jewish… one day!!! one day……

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