Jun 23 2010

My Latest Hate Mail From Illiterate Weirdos

Published by at 8:34 am under blogging,Current Events,Middle East

Lately, I’ve been devoting a fair bit of blog space to Turkey’s role in the Middle East, so I’ve been receiving attention from a new class of weirdo.

I get a fair bit of hate mail from people who can barely spell, but this rambling stream of consciousness from muavenet_06@hotmail.com seemed funnier than usual. I especially enjoyed the part about genital herpes.

Jonathan narvey called sucka.someone is using your name to ask questions on yahoo travel Turkey section.

you better open your fukin eyes and stop this guy by reporting him.

if these are really your words about the kurdish,fukk you bastard.

Republic of Turkey is not a banana republic that will act w your comments.

Go deal with problems within Canada,as your soldiers are the most fat booty soldiers in nato,or %50 of your women suffers genital herpes.

The candle will not enlight it s bottom as i see you close your eyes to the problems in Canada but you deal with the problems of kurdish.

Kurdish got the best jobs and places on the coast of touristic cities earning more cash than any average Turkish citizen.

The ones who suffer from terrorare the ones who did not educate themselves and their kids.

If you do not speak the local language in any european country you get nothing.

We are Turkish and speaking Turkish since 1000 years.When we go to Afghanistan where you are strangers we speak Turkish and move on.

So don’t you get in to those matters again.

On a side note, someone really was impersonating my in the Yahoo! Travel Answers section. They were mis-spelling my name, but their intention was clear, since as far as I know, there are no other Jonathon (or Jonathan) Narvey’s in the universe. So I did report the impersonator.

By the way, muavenet_06@hotmail.com, I hope you noticed that my latest piece on Turkey got picked up by the National Post this morning. Enjoy.

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5 responses so far

5 Responses to “My Latest Hate Mail From Illiterate Weirdos”

  1. fern st alberton 23 Jun 2010 at 9:50 am

    Thanks for sharing your hate mail. It is amusing when the wordsmith can’t master spell check to correct errors. I will give him/her points for writing – a C minus for effort. Making a written point takes time and careful selection of appropriate words – there is a time and place for profanity – but please use sparingly, otherwise you lose the effect. Too funny. Cheers.

  2. Kurskon 23 Jun 2010 at 10:38 am

    Those ‘fat booty’ soldiers are tougher than anyone that asshat will ever meet.

  3. Monicaon 23 Jun 2010 at 1:22 pm

    I notice those whackjobs issue orders in their Emails i.e. “Don’t you dare do that or say that again”, they do realise they have’t won the Caliphate yet right?

  4. Patrick Rosson 23 Jun 2010 at 3:33 pm

    One of my fraternity brothers is from Turkey, and it turns out that they are taught in school that Kurdistan never existed.

    They’re indoctrinated with this garbage. They can’t help themselves until someone is able to show them the truth.

  5. markon 24 Jun 2010 at 3:51 pm

    What the heck? Well he showed you! Haha… Beyond incoherent.

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