Jul 23 2010

No Whites Need Apply

Published by at 9:32 am under Canada,politics

Now I know why all my applications to the federal civil service were turned down years ago. I should have ticked the box marked “non-white Latin American” or perhaps “Japanese”.

My civil rights have been violated. I demand justice. And it looks like it’s on the way thanks to the Conservatives “throwing their base some red meat”.

“We have perhaps the most multicultural, inclusive, egalitarian society on the planet. It’s time to end state-sanctioned racism against pale-faces in the form of affirmative action.” Discuss.

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5 responses so far

5 Responses to “No Whites Need Apply”

  1. wilsonon 23 Jul 2010 at 10:11 am

    “We believe each Canadian has the right to participate in the public service.”
    July 23, 2010, EDT.
    The Canadian Press

    Ignatieff said that today, yes he did.

  2. FredRon 23 Jul 2010 at 10:18 am

    Sure, every Canadian can particpate … but only those matching our racial “affirmative action” hiring quotas will be accepted.

    Thanks for playing.

  3. Garyon 23 Jul 2010 at 3:27 pm

    The issue I have with this insane system is that my dad is of American Indian background but during WW2 he met his future wife during his time on Base in the training period when they did get Liberty time. He married a non-Indian white female.
    While my cousins and two sisters do look Indian, I tend to look like my father but have my mothers lighter skin tone intil the summer when I tan so fast I get friends asking is I went on vacation.
    My dad and I have rarely gotten a sunburn even when we were camping way up North out in the open to fish and relax at a table playing cards or giving in to wanderlust.

    I have heard some pretty funny jokes about natives that didn’t smear us but were the common ribs for everyones traits as people make it past the Tribel-Stage to get accepted no matter the colour or gender.
    Once I had a non-white Muslim punk threaten me with a complaint to the OHRC as a racist/bigot moron. I told him to PLEASE do ,you’ll look like quite the fool and idiot for the alleged Aboringinal attack you as a oppressed Afican that suffered 400 years of slavery when you couldn’t even find Chad or Somalia on a map.

  4. Blame Crashon 23 Jul 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Only a vegetarian would call this “red meat”

  5. Fred from BCon 23 Jul 2010 at 6:42 pm

    You forgot to mention your enthusiasm for promoting the theory of Global Warming, Jonathon. Put that on your application and you’ll get hired for sure…

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